Lipstick Jungle Quotes
You gonna see dimples again? She's looking at coconut massage oil. You're going to sleep with him aren't you?
Wendy
But you can't wear green, you look like Shrek. Put it down.
Victory [to Wendy]
it's a lose lose situation in the corporate world. If you want to start a family then you're distracted, if you don't there's something wrong with you. It's unnatural. You hate men. You're hiding testicles under your skirt.
Nico
Sit down Nico, you're scary when you holler.
Hector
Joe: The moments before you know the truth about somebody that are the most exciting.
Victory [toasting]: To the moments before.
You know what they say, all men are asses and all women are crazy.
Joe
Joe: My times is worth about $5,000 a minute. I'm not saying you're not worth. If I had called you myself and you turned me down it would have cost me $20,000.
Victory: Surely you could afford that.
Joe: It's not what I can afford, it's what I choose to afford. I don't have to do anything I don't want to do. So you know if I choose to be with you it's cause I want to be.
Nico: I don't this, I'm married.
Kirby: That's cool, give me a call if you change your mind. Let me give you my number. [Writes it on her leg]
Nico: Do you know how old I am? Are you looking for a job?
Kirby: You're sexy.
I am so sorry, look, now you have to let me buy you that free drink
Kirby
When a woman expresses her concern that an important business matter be dealt with correctly, she's not throwing a fit, she's just doing her job.
Nico
Mr Benett's Assistant: Mr Benett would like to meet you to tonight at the ley
Victory: Uhh... and what is this in reference to?
Mr Benett's Assistant: He finds you very attractive and according to Google you are single
Victory: I'm sorry. Are you asking me on a date.
Mr Benett's Assistant: Yes I am... err he is.
