Bo: What does that make me?
The Blackthorn: An obnoxious vegan.

Bo: We've been cursed.
Dyson: Cursed?
Bo: By Kenzi.
Kenzi: Ta-da

What is it take-a-Fae-to-work day?

Kenzi

So Dyson's new girlfriend is a billionaire and I live in a house with no walls.

Bo

It's distasteful. Humans are for feeding off of, not wearing.

Trick

Bo: You are definitely curious. I'm not so sure it is entirely scientific.
Lauren: We need another drink.

Two words -- Lauren ... kiss-my-ass. Lots of hyphens in that last one. Let's go.

Bo

Lucas (body jumper): When you're dead. I'm going to wear your corpse like a coat.
Bo: I'm calling PETA.

Kenzi: You were not shitting about the lightning part.
Trick: I try not to "shit" about things.

The Ash: Child, you may name your side.
Bo: Neither. I choose humans.

You're a major player. Fate has some serious plans for you.

Oracle

I was attacked by rabid Muffies, manhandled by Coach Bitchy Butch, and I got detention.

Kenzi