Lucifer
Fridays on NetflixLucifer Season 5 Episode 6: "BlueBallz" Quotes
Ella: You two bow-chicka-wow-wow?
Chloe: No, no. We just kissed. And then guess what? You called, so here we are.
Chloe: So, what do we have?
Ella: BlueBallz.
Lucifer: You too?
Karnal: So, are you still married to that guy Dave?
Lucifer: Dan! [scoffs]
Chloe: Listen, I have dated guys at work before, but you know, people talk, and I don’t want that. And, this… us, you know, we don’t even know what this is yet. Do we?
Lucifer: I suppose not.
Chloe: Electrocuting a colleague? Blowing up his own studio? No one would go that far just to be near me.
Lucifer: Well, I did go to Hell and back for you -- twice -- but who’s counting?
Amenadiel: Linda always knows what to do, and I’m always in the way.
Dan: I’m sure Linda feels just as clueless as you do. What’s important is that you care, and you’re trying your best.
We all have our demons, myself included. But believe me when I say this. I know evil. And you, my friend, are not it.
Amenadiel
Belinda: Do you know how long I have been waiting for copulation?
Lucifer: You and me both.
Lucifer: She dumped you?
Jed: Yeah. Everything was fine, and then all of a sudden, she just called it off.
Lucifer: So, she just changed how she felt about you without any warning?
Oh, you’re nervous that you won’t measure up in bed. I mean, he is pretty experienced. I mean, I’d put it like, in the thousands, probably.
Ella
Seriously, sex with Lucifer is the last thing you should be worried about. What you should be worried about is that he’s unfathomably narcissistic, utterly terrified of intimacy, and sabotages everything good that ever happens to him. So essentially, he’s the oldest, most immature person in the world. Nay, universe.
Linda
Lucifer: Well, you see, Daniel, the detective is a detective. So, I’m being a mystery.
Dan: Well that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
