Maze: You went to hell for Pierce, a guy you don't even like, and you won't go to hell for me?
Lucifer: No
Maze: You will regret this, Lucifer.

Charlotte: You have to hear how crazy it really was. He said Lucifer is his brother. Which I guess is possible if one of them were adopted or raised with a different accent. Then he said I was his step-mom. But he's a grown man! His father would have to be ancient.
Linda [laughs weirdly]: Right!
Charlotte: As if I would go running around marrying old men and then forgetting all about it. Would I?

Ugh. I hate beach murders. So mean. Just let people swim.

Ella

Chloe: Well, let's not jump to conclusions. It's not like the video shows her actually stabbing our vic.
Lucifer: No, merely plucking her knife out of his chest!

Oh. Sorry. Hate to interrupt the canoodling which I am so OK with doesn't fill me with mistrust at all, but duty calls, Detective. Can't have Maze taking justice into her own hands now, can we? No.

Lucifer

Charlotte: I was hoping you could help clear things up with one simple question. What's my husband's name?
Amenadiel: God ... Frey. Godfrey.

Chloe: Drop the knife. This isn't you.
Maze: Isn't it though? It's what I do. I destroy things, Chloe. Friendships, relationships, apartment walls, and apparently, I killed this lady's son!

Maze: Everything that happened showed me exactly why I need to go back.
Lucifer: I don't understand.
Maze: It's all so complicated here, Lucifer. I mean, caring about humans always go wrong. Feelings go wrong. I am not the one who is supposed to be tortured.

Lucifer: Anyway, point is feelings and humans suck. So. At least we have each other.
Maze: I'm always going to be the consolation prize for you. You only care about me when you don't have Chloe.
Lucifer: Maze, now hold on, that's...
Maze [tears streaming down her face]: NO! No one puts me first, least of all you! None of you deserve me.

Lucifer Season 3 Episode 19 Quotes

Lucifer: Anyway, point is feelings and humans suck. So. At least we have each other.
Maze: I'm always going to be the consolation prize for you. You only care about me when you don't have Chloe.
Lucifer: Maze, now hold on, that's...
Maze [tears streaming down her face]: NO! No one puts me first, least of all you! None of you deserve me.

Charlotte: You have to hear how crazy it really was. He said Lucifer is his brother. Which I guess is possible if one of them were adopted or raised with a different accent. Then he said I was his step-mom. But he's a grown man! His father would have to be ancient.
Linda [laughs weirdly]: Right!
Charlotte: As if I would go running around marrying old men and then forgetting all about it. Would I?