I'm worried that humans are rubbing off on you. Stop caring. You're the Devil.

Maze

I'm like walking heroin...very habit forming. It never ends well.

Lucifer

Are you at all aware of how dickish you sound?

Chloe

Children are hideous little creatures. Terrible, taxing burdens.

Lucifer

Cop: Are you trying to bribe me, sir?
Lucifer: Yes, of course.

Amenadiel: You are a mockery of everything divine.
Lucifer: Thank you. Thank you, but lately I've been thinking. Do you think I'm the Devil because I'm inherently evil, or just because dear ol' dad decided I was?

Lucifer Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

I'm like walking heroin...very habit forming. It never ends well.

Lucifer

Cop: Are you trying to bribe me, sir?
Lucifer: Yes, of course.