Lucifer Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
I'm worried that humans are rubbing off on you. Stop caring. You're the Devil.Maze
I'm like walking heroin...very habit forming. It never ends well.Lucifer
Are you at all aware of how dickish you sound?Chloe
Children are hideous little creatures. Terrible, taxing burdens.Lucifer
Cop: Are you trying to bribe me, sir?
Lucifer: Yes, of course.
Amenadiel: You are a mockery of everything divine.
Lucifer: Thank you. Thank you, but lately I've been thinking. Do you think I'm the Devil because I'm inherently evil, or just because dear ol' dad decided I was?