Can I keep him?


If you want to know if you're a worthy romantic partner, ask yourself.


Do you think I'm boyfriend material?


The self worth comes from within, bitches.


You're like porn, stuffed crust pizza and a Hello Kitty blanket all rolled into one.


Dr. Linda: Actually, I think you're more human than a lot of people I know.
Maze: Take that back.

I'm glad he found someone. He deserves a woman like you in his life.


I was improvising. I didn't have any zucchinis.


This is all feeling a bit masturbatory. Even for me.


Chloe: A list of everyone you've slept with in the past eight weeks.
Lucfier: Right. You'll need a much bigger notepad.

I'm a lover, not a Rolodex.


Lucifer: Are you jealous detective?
Chloe: No. I'm just trying to piece together a timeline. A lot can happen in five minutes.
Lucifer: You can't be suggesting...
Chloe: ...that you slept with her? I'm not.
Lucifer: But that I'm a two-pump chump? If we slept together, she wouldn't have left until the morning. Believe me.

Lucifer Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

Oh, no. Jana. Always with the tragic timing.


Chloe: I'm glad she showed up.
Lucifer: You are?
Chloe: Yeah. She just kept me from making a big mistake.