Lucifer Season 1 Episode 5: "Sweet Kicks" Quotes
While all dogs go to heaven, you'll be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in Hell.Lucifer
Chloe: You're addicted to creating chaos and seeing where the chips fall. To hell with the consequences. It's like you have some sort of God complex.
Lucifer: I most certainly do not.
And those trousers? I mean you wear them so low that, well, your ass is explosed to other naughty venom, and we all know what kind of danger that can bring, don't we? You can park your bike in there.Lucifer
So you're just going to sit around and wait for revenge? That's rather lazy.Lucifer
Chloe: Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Lucifer: Isn't it illegal to have your child locked in a car?
Lucifer: What if I want to press charges?
Dan: For what?
You're the oldest young person I've ever met, and coming from an immortal, that's saying something.Lucifer
I'm an artist. I process tragedy through my work.Benny Cho
Bloody Hell, that hurt. Do it again.Lucifer
Chloe: Please tell me I'm hallucinating.
Lucifer: Well, I am dreamy, but try to contain yourself.
The danger of getting hurt is positively thrilling.Lucifer