I mean, you don't want inferior extasy out there ruining orgies and dub step parties, now do you? Uht! Rhetorical.

Lucifer

Pierce: Did your partner just admit to snorting the evidence?
Lucifer: The only thing I admit to being incredibly focused on this case.

Lucifer: Plastic plates? What are we, barbarians? Don't we have any china in there?
Cain: You know this isn't real, right? You realize this is just for the case.
Lucifer: This is my chance to get to know you. I'm taking it seriously, and so should you, for our cause and for the case, obviously.

Trust me, Detective. No one is a worse neighbor than the devil.

Lucifer

Cain: Lucifer! What? Are you building something?
Lucifer: Yes, our reputation as the most annoying neighbors on the block.
Cain: It's 4 am. Maybe we can finish this in the morning.
Lucifer: We? You're barely involved. I thought this was supposed to be about you and I spending time together.
Cain: No, no, no. This is about catching a killer.
Lucifer: We just need to open up to each other.
Cain: That won't solve anything!
Lucifer: We have my Achilles heel. We just need to find yours.

What do you expect from someone clueless enough to put a whole body into a woodchipper? Saw before you mulch! Everyone knows that!

Brian

Lucifer: I suppose there's some cold comfort to them being arrested together. At least they've got each other.
Cain: Yeah, they do.

Lucifer Season 3 Episode 13 Quotes

Pierce: Did your partner just admit to snorting the evidence?
Lucifer: The only thing I admit to being incredibly focused on this case.

I mean, you don't want inferior extasy out there ruining orgies and dub step parties, now do you? Uht! Rhetorical.

Lucifer