Why do Satanists affiliate me with goats? I don't even like their cheese.

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• Added: April 18, 2016

Unless you've got a better offer...hashtag team Lucifer.

Malcolm

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• Added: April 18, 2016

If that's supposed to be an offering for me, I decline on grounds of salmonella.

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• Added: April 18, 2016

Yeah, I'm quite familiar with the absentee father excuses.

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• Added: April 18, 2016

The detective may just be a cog in a bigger machine. This is just called being thorough.

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• Added: April 18, 2016

Congratulations. The first woman to give the Devil blue balls.

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• Added: April 12, 2016

Amenadiel: How did you even find me. Maze?
Maze: Followed the sweet stench of failure.

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• Added: April 12, 2016

The greater good would mean parking your ego and catching the bad guy.

Chloe

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• Added: April 12, 2016

The Devil usually has impeccable gaydar.

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• Added: April 12, 2016

It's hard to shake your true nature.

Chloe

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• Added: April 12, 2016

As you can see, the Devil does indeed wear Prada.

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• Added: April 12, 2016

Dr. Martin: Goodness isn't a toy.
Lucifer: Well, the way I'm going to play with it, it is.

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• Added: April 12, 2016