At first I didn't understand why God put you in my path, but then it hit me. Maybe he put me in yours.

Father Frank

Lucifer: The Devil friends witha priest? It's absurd.
Chloe: It's absurdly cute.

Patience is not one of my virtues.

Amenadiel

For your penance? Ten bloody mary's and a good shag.

Father Frank: We all have demons inside.
Lucifer: My demon tends the bar.

You thought it'd be a good idea to rope me into your imaginary family feud?

Chloe

Dr. Martin: Have you ever considered that all of this excessive partying is your attempt to fill a void?
Lucifer: Attempt? I filled five voids last night.

I'm not here to stop you. If you want to jump, go for it.

Jealousy makes the world go 'round.

Usually double teams are much more fun than this.

Malcolm: How'd you find me?
Chloe: I followed the smell.

Chloe: You? You're really in therapy?
Lucifer: Why is that so surprising?
Chloe: You're teh least reflective person I know.
Lucifer: I have layers. I'm like an onion. An irresistible one.

Lucifer Season 1 Quotes

Cop: Are you trying to bribe me, sir?
Lucifer: Yes, of course.

Amenadiel: You are a mockery of everything divine.
Lucifer: Thank you. Thank you, but lately I've been thinking. Do you think I'm the Devil because I'm inherently evil, or just because dear ol' dad decided I was?