Lucifer
Fridays on NetflixLucifer Season 1 Quotes
Trust me, I've been doing this a long time. I know evil.
Is Lucifer a magician?
Trixie
You, Ty, are like a four-leaf clover and a unicorn made a baby...without having sex.
If L.A.'s taught me anything, constant rejections do build character.
Ali
Sometimes we are what we are. You should embrace that.
How do you afford this place? Do you take bribes?
Oh, sorry. Am I interrupting some creepy foreplay you two have?
Decker
Lucifer: So, you're part of a family dynasty like me. No wonder we get on so well. How did you rebel?
Decker: What do you mean?
You can take your ultimatum and shove it up your feathered hole.
Dan: Go home. Take your weird club owner sidekick with you before I arrest him.
Decker: For what?
Dan: Let's start with smoking pot at a crime scene.
Dr. Martin: Sometimes it's easier to make intimate issues about something bigger than yourself.
Lucifer: Well, there are a few things bigger than myself.
Dr. Martin: I'm well aware.
You see, what I hate more than anything is a liar. A charlatan. Someone who doesn't believe in what they say.
