Chloe: You're addicted to creating chaos and seeing where the chips fall. To hell with the consequences. It's like you have some sort of God complex.
Lucifer: I most certainly do not.

And those trousers? I mean you wear them so low that, well, your ass is explosed to other naughty venom, and we all know what kind of danger that can bring, don't we? You can park your bike in there.

So you're just going to sit around and wait for revenge? That's rather lazy.

Chloe: Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Lucifer: Isn't it illegal to have your child locked in a car?

Lucifer: What if I want to press charges?
Dan: For what?
Lucifer: Stupidity.

You're the oldest young person I've ever met, and coming from an immortal, that's saying something.

I'm an artist. I process tragedy through my work.

Benny Cho

Bloody Hell, that hurt. Do it again.

Chloe: Please tell me I'm hallucinating.
Lucifer: Well, I am dreamy, but try to contain yourself.

The danger of getting hurt is positively thrilling.

Maze: Tell me we're going home.
Lucifer: On the contrary, Maze, the fun's just begun.

He's different. He's changed.

Chloe

Lucifer Season 1 Quotes

Cop: Are you trying to bribe me, sir?
Lucifer: Yes, of course.

Amenadiel: You are a mockery of everything divine.
Lucifer: Thank you. Thank you, but lately I've been thinking. Do you think I'm the Devil because I'm inherently evil, or just because dear ol' dad decided I was?