Chloe, he means well, but in the end the only person he ever truly lies to is himself.

Amenadiel

Everything that he does is part of a performance.

Amenadiel

I don't know what your deal is, but you make me a better detective.

Chloe

Now that we are stuck here, I need to figure out where I fit in.

Maze

Amenadiel: Well, maybe she's not in Los Angeles.
Lucifer: She's here. I kept her in prison for thousands of years. She's coming for me. I know it.

Desperation makes for strange bedfellows.

I love drugs. Love them! Yummy, yummy, yummy!

I'm asking a question. Are our sessions actually working or just making things worse?

Dr. Martin

Look at you all broody. Suits you.

I'm sensing sarcasm and general loathing.

Ella: And besides, I think the devil got a bad rap.
Lucifer: You do, do you?
Ella: Sure. I mean, what did he really do that was so bad? What? Rebel against his dad? Ask some naked lady if she wanted an apple?
Lucifer: Be still, my heart. Do go on.

Oh, wait. Are you a method actor?

Ella

Lucifer Season 2 Quotes

Lucifer: Once upon a time, a boy met a girl. They fell in love. They had sex. The only trouble was they were celestial beings and that moment created the universe.
Dr. Martin: The Big Bang?
Lucifer: Never knew how appropriate the name was until now, did ya?

Amenadiel: Well, maybe she's not in Los Angeles.
Lucifer: She's here. I kept her in prison for thousands of years. She's coming for me. I know it.