The leave of absence was a very clear message. We were allowing him to preserve his dignity while seeking other employment.

Joan

Bobby: She really likes you.
Betty: Yeah, well that blouse says she likes everyone.

You have stiff competition, but I believe you to be the most dishonest person I have ever worked with.

Jim

It's OK Don. This is the way it ends. It's going to be do much easier for the both of us.

Megan

So with a clear head, you got up every day and decided you didn't want to be with me.

Megan

It's sunny here for everyone but me. I'm walking around in a cloud of no.

Megan

Bonnie: An act of God, Pete. That's how you know when things are really against you.
Pete: You don't seem very upset about it.
Bonnie: Because that's the thrill. Our fortunes are in other people's hands and we have to take them.
Pete: I want to chew you up and spit you out.

Well, I'm all for the national advancement of colored people but I do not think they should advance all the way to the front of the office. People can see her from the elevator.

Cooper

Sally: Please stop.
Don: I'm not stopping the car.
Sally: Stop talking.

Pete: Sometimes I think I died and I'm in some sort of... I don't know if it's heaven or hell or limbo. I don't know what it is, but I don't seem to exist. No one feels my existence.
Ted: Just cash the checks. You're gonna die one day.

I didn't know I was going to be interrogated by the Hooterville telephone operator.

Don

Well, the snows melted but not the hearts of New Yorkers. I just had some old lady call me a kike.

Roger

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger