Don: You have to make arrangements to be out of classes December 1st.
Sally: My calendar's full.

You know what they say about Detroit; it's all fun and games until they shoot you in the face.

Roger

Harry: I've got good news.
Don: You finally found a hooker who will take traveler's checks?

Megan: I wanna make you a real breakfast. You look terrible.
Don: So do you.

Betty: I'm sure your father's given you a beer.
Sally: My father's never given me anything.

Imagine if every time Ginger Rogers jumped in the air, Fred Astaire punched her in the face.

Ted

Why don't you join this company and read a memo once in a while?!

Ted

Pete: Please tell me you don't pity me.
Peggy: I don't.
Pete: Because you really know me.

He can't spend the rest of his life on the run.

Don

You hate that Daddy supports my dreams. You just think I'm a pain in the ass.

Sally

Mrs. Campbell: I hope that you can one day find what you and Manolo have found. I have waited long enough to experience the physical satisfactions of love.
Peggy: Did she go to China for that tea?

It's one thing to be near the bar, it's another to be under it.

Don

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger