You are really owning that chicken suit.

Magnum [to Higgins]

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Thomas: That guy just totally checked you out. I guess he's into chicks.
Juliet: Please don't.

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Is there a reason you're eyeing my breakfast like a rabid mongoose?

Katsumoto [to Rick]

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Rick: How is that bacon? Are you enjoying it?
Katsumoto: Almost as much as I'm enjoying your pain.

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Jacob: What's social media?
Higgins: It's a form of communication that's supposed to allow us to be closer to each other but actually isolates us further.

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Usually when some rando pulls something like this, I'm tempted to report them to the cops for stalking. But it seems like you're doing something nice for a friend.

Malia [to Rick]

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