You have been a homicide detective for how long and you still expect life to be fair?

Sharon

Rios: I wasn't rude. I was...
Buzz: Obnoxious. Dismissive.

Maybe it wasn't him. Maybe it was a family member who did this.

Tao

The first hit we give her. They were married. The second and third, that was intent.

Sanchez

Sharon: Damn it.
Flynn: Wow. Such language.
Provenza: Shocking, I know. It seems that the Captain has suddenly become very frustrated with the system.

I downloaded the free version yesterday, and all I had to do was enter a screen name. Mr. Clean.

Tao

Well, look at it this way. I remember my ex-wive's attorneys far better than I do the marriages.

Provenza

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Yeah?
Flynn: Hi. I'm an everyday citizen looking to make an anonymous tip. There's a man by the name of Rusty's dad who may be connected to a murder. Also, thank you for the fine job you do. You're an American hero and I don't tell you that near enough.

Sharon: Meeting your biological father is entirely up to you.
Rusty: Well, then I don't want to. He might not even know about me, but I definitely don't need to know about him. So if you really mean that and you don't mind my hanging around, I'm happy where I am.

Rios: Wow. Wow. Does he always get that hostile?
Provenza: Actually, Emma, I think what he was trying to say, in his own way, was don't be so damned rude.

Buzz: Be careful. It's an antique.
Tao: Blech. If you look through this lens, you can probably see Barnaby Jones.

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.