Favorite Major Crimes Quotes
And it shouldn't come as a surprise to you, but I can be bought!
Rusty
Sir, I am afraid medical attention will not be reaching you in time. May I have a name to put on your death certificate?
Sharon
Wait. Somebody married you?
Rusty
Don't be concerned about this witness protection business. It's not gonna happen.
Sharon
Judge Grove: Mr. Beck, a word, please?
Rusty: Yes, sir, I mean Your Honor?
Grove: My wife tells me that you changed your major in communications to a minor and that you are now preparing to go to law school. Is that true?
Rusty: Y-yes Your Honor. I felt I could best help the people I wanted to help through telling their stories, traumatized kids, by going into Family Law. [pause] You're smiling.
Grove: Mr. Beck, as a judge -- and you'll learn this in law school -- I have to stay neutral, so I don't often get to say this while wearing these robes.
Rusty: What?
Grove: I told you so. I've also seen many people in your position think that they're going to go into Family Law. Well, time will tell. In the meantime, I'm glad to see you in my courtroom somewhere other than the witness box. Keep it up, Mr. Beck. I'm proud of you.
Morales: I'd like to demonstrate how this happened. Lieutenant?
Provenza: For the record, I'm uncomfortable.
Contrary to what you see on television, it takes more than an hour to get the results on DNA.
Sharon
It's always nice when the LAPD recognizes our jurisdiction.
Fritz
That guys not our problem and don't say hot pursuit.
Sanchez
Everyone's about to know something, Gary. And now I'm leaving you just like you left me, in a place full of cages with nowhere to go.
Rusty
Sykes is not just polishing the apple right now. The captain got it right.
Provenza
Sharon: Good God we just walked into a kidnapping.
Provenza: If their daughter is still alive.
