Favorite Major Crimes Quotes
Commander: Winnie Davis is looking at closely at you as she is me. I would hate for Major Crimes to get sidetracked by the classified nature of this crime.
Sharon: Commander, you're as much in the running as me.
Commander: I'm happy where I am.
Sharon: So am I.
Judge Grove: Members of the jury, go to lunch or wherever.
Rusty: What just happened?
Flynn: Linda Rothman made it look like Amy was withholding evidence. Now the entire case could fall apart. That's what happened.
Judge Grove: I don't need to know about charges I'm trying to process in my own courtroom. And how do you know all of this crap anyway?
Rothman: That information is privileged.
Grove: Your client told you? Failing to disclose that you downloaded an app on your phone to gather evidence is a new one to me. I'd like time to check whether there's any precedent.
Provenza: You have problems with your stepfather.
Danny: Yeah. He had an affair with my mom while she was still married to my dad. Maybe he didn't have any business telling anyone how to live their lives.
Provenza: Maybe he didn't have any business being alive.
Danny: What?
Your case isn't just thin, it's anorexic. How do you prove a murder for hire without the hitman?
Mark
Hobbs: It doesn't matter that you were cleared, Amy. No matter what he instructs the jury, they won't forget.
Amy: I know. I screwed up. I'm sorry.
Hobbs: Oh well. We'll see what else Linda has up her sleeve.
Well, thank you for the umpteemth review of what we already know, but there's nothing new here, guys. It's still the same guy in the same pants with the same slouch.
Provenza
Provenza: The jury will all love me. How could they not?
Sharon: Amy. What happened to you on the stand was a mistake that could happen to any one of us. And we will all learn from it.
Provenza: Well, I'm glad you're naming and sharing your sources, Sykes, even if it is at 7 AM. But what the hell is Hickman saying that is so damn important?
Sykes: I think he figured something out about the payphone.
Sharon: Not the phone. The successful businessman.
Flynn: Life can turn around very quickly.
Sharon: Some people adapt to their new circumstances. Some don't.
Eduardo: The Instagram... the Facebook...
Provenza: Don't forget The Twitter!
Eduardo: The Twitter. I don't get it. And I hate the Snapchat.
Flynn: We caught a murder, so cancel everything.
Rusty: It's no problem, everything's insured, but can I just say I don't think this secret trip to Napa you're trying to take Mom on would have gone over as well as you think.
Flynn: What? I can't whisk your mom away for a romantic surprise?
Rusty: Whisk? Can I ask, since maybe I missed this, but since when does Mom like getting whisked, or getting surprised?
