Ricky: From now on we don't want you to take care of us. We want to take care of you.
Sharon: If I can't do any of the things that make life worth living, what is the point of being here at all?

My son goes missing. You find him. Dead. My husband commits suicide. And you're reading me my rights? Are you actual detectives, or do you just exist to make people's lives miserable?

Mrs. Garza

I haven't slept in the last two weeks and I'm tired. And I've had enough of this case. So in the interest of time, I'm just going to bluntly ask you who you were having an affair with prior to Lucas' death.

Provenza

Father Stan: Sharon, your children told me you had a health scare over the weekend.
Sharon: I'm fine now. If you'd like to observe the interview electronically, come this way.
Father Stan: Sharon. You and I have both been struggling very hard to balance our separate vocations with a personal relationship. I have been praying with you and your family for 22 years, and it is in that capacity that I ask... how are you feeling?

Flynn: Look, Father, you have a pattern of behavior that leads up to reasonable doubt. If you don't like the way I'm questioning you, wait til you get on the stand and swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
Nolan: So help you God.

So what happened? She stopped, rolled down her window, and ados?

Julio

Provenza: Bonnie's purse was missing. Is it possible this could be random?
Sharon: Nothing is random in the Palisades.

Page: Mr. Pearl, we ask that you not make a big news statement about your mother's death.
Stan: It isn't about you, is it?
Page: No, it's about finding your mother's murderer.
Stan: You do your job, I'll do mine. Excuse me, detectives.

Sykes: I guess the cat's out of the bag.
Flynn: Out of the bag? More like run over by an 18-wheeler.

Rusty: Don't tell me you're sorry that you slept with Aiden. I don't want to hear about it.
Gus: What's on your wall?
Rusty: Those are people who died because they're connected to Philip Stroh.
Gus: Are you safe?
Rusty: It really doesn't concern you.

Flynn: I know this guy Craig was a scumbag, but at least he told them what they were in for.
Julio: You can't require someone be molested. It voids the contract.

Kyle Bixby is more than a fraud. He is an emotional rapist!

Bonnie Pearl [on TV]

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.