Then the son of the bitch drugged me, tied me up, gagged me, and raped me while saying "Trust me" the whole time. Trust me. So that's the whole story. You happy now?

MeKeisha

Mrs. Landon: What are you doing here?
Provenza: I'm actualizing my dream of arresting your husband.

My mom is really sick and a serial killer may be after me and you're asking me if it's okay for you to date other people while I'm trying to decide whether I can trust you?

Rusty

Mason: I took this job so that all of our money could go towards fighting crime, not lawsuits. I advise you to take that into consideration.
Sharon: And I have a long history of managing my job despite dealing with resistance from male egos. I am no longer interested in doing that. I advise you to take that into consideration.

Sharon: I feel fine. I just hate that I put all these people through so much trouble.
Torres: Trouble? You had atrial fibrillation and your heart almost seized. If it wasn't for the pacemaker, you would have died.

Mason: I told Raydor that that press release was a mistake! We put a target on his back.
Page: Sir! Bonnie Pearl was killed in exactly the same way before we even knew about the rapes and very little information was given to the press.

Once again, Curtis walks and there is nothing we can do. Anyone else feeling kind of helpless right now?

Flynn

Sharon: Oooh these aren't for me.
Rusty: The doorman gave me someone else's flowers?
Sharon: Yes. These are for you.

Okay, that's enough. You'd better drop the investigation into these so-called rapes and apologize to my grieving mother or we are going to sue the LAPD and get all of you fired.

Seth Landon

Stan: Where might I find Commander Raydor?
Tao: She's not available, so you're stuck with us. What do you want?

So what does it matter how insightful my mother was if she didn't share those insights with me? Now she's not here and I'm facing the biggest trial of my life. She should have planned for this. She could have done something.

Stan

Sharon: Sometimes I feel like it would have been easier for everyone if I had just died in that ambulance.
Flynn: It wouldn't have been easier for me.I would have gone through everything we did all over again just to have one moment more to hold your hand, to have you near me.

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.