Favorite Major Crimes Quotes
Say what you will about her, the woman knows the rules.
Provenza
If you completely changed, why are you back in another police station, being arrested for first degree murder?
Sharon
Jack: I told you, you have a tell.
Rusty: Well, these glasses that you gave me were supposed to hide that tell.
Who stares directly into an airport security camera?
Provenza
Not a great husband, I guess. But, a lot of natural charm!
Taylor
Sharon: Jack what are you doing here at 3AM without calling me?
Jack: Who the hell calls at 3AM?
Tao: Lydia, what did you see when you went downstairs?
Lydia: I saw daddy stabbing mommy with a knife.
I will never lie to you. I will tell you everything I know, as soon as I have had reasonable time to assess the facts.
Sharon
Provenza, for you. I can't believe he's still around!
Jack
Provenza: And we're hearing the DA's version of events already because....
Rios: Does the name Trayvon Martin mean anything to you? I'm sorry Lieutenant, if the LAPD isn't going to get ahead of the race issue then the DA's office will.
Provenza: Ah well, thanks for bringing politics into the situation. We police officers sometimes get confused by trying to solve the murder.
Okay, how dumb do you guys think I am? Nobody goes to prison for stealing beer. Not even really good beer.
Lloyd
It's not a simple yes or no answer. Okay? The cashier was lying on the floor. Dead. I mean, what was I gonna do? Throw a twenty on him and say 'Here ya go, dead guy, that's for the beer. Keep the change.'
Lloyd
