Favorite Major Crimes Quotes
Oh geez. Why do I keep putting myself through this?
Provenza
Sharon: Good God we just walked into a kidnapping.
Provenza: If their daughter is still alive.
Provenza: Rusty has the right to have his guardian present!
DDA Rio: His guardian? Are you saying my witness lives with you?
Flynn: Okay, never ending budget crisis. The morgue can't get out here until 5 a.m.
Provenza: That's okay. She's got no other place to be.
Flynn: Congratulations, kid. We should all sign on as witnesses!
Provenza: Now this is the best deal we've done so far.
How weird is it that I'm happy to be an orphan?
Rusty
Senator: It was great to meet the LAPD's best and brightest...
Provenza: Which am I? The best? Or the brightest?
Provenza: Look, this is one of the big differences between running internal affairs and working homicides. You send people into seriously difficult situations and they go because it's their job, and Sykes did that job today. Damn well.
Sharon: But lieutenant, what did I miss? I thought...it seemed like we had the situation covered.
Provenza: We're never covered. You have a partner, you have a gun, you have a camera, you have SIS, and a vest and dogs and patrol cars out the ass and people still get hurt. Sharon, there is no defense against bad luck. And we can't even take the time right now to properly consider Amy's misfortune because we have a murder to solve, which I'm sure is what Chief Taylor has come to remind us of.
Taylor: I have.
Did this undecipherable code involve altering the first letter of names and leaving everything else unchanged?
Fritz
Then I quit.
Provenza
Oh I hope not, Captain, I should certainly hope not.
Provenza
Flynn, I'm getting in a car, call me as soon as you tell me what hospital they're taking her to.
Provenza
