Favorite Major Crimes Quotes
I don't care. I want to arrest him because I can't stand listening to him anymore.
Flynn
I mean, we get how terrible this was for you, but we're still going to have to arrest you for murder. Oh, and your husband might find out about that.
Flynn
Oh I hope not, Captain, I should certainly hope not.
Provenza
How weird is it that I'm happy to be an orphan?
Rusty
Flynn: Congratulations, kid. We should all sign on as witnesses!
Provenza: Now this is the best deal we've done so far.
Flynn: Okay, never ending budget crisis. The morgue can't get out here until 5 a.m.
Provenza: That's okay. She's got no other place to be.
Provenza: Rusty has the right to have his guardian present!
DDA Rio: His guardian? Are you saying my witness lives with you?
Oh geez. Why do I keep putting myself through this?
Provenza
That's it? The gays. They have it made.
Provenza
Jason: So what's with all the blood?
Tao: It's what we call a clue, Jason. Excuse me.
Jason: Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act of 2001?
Tao: Otherwise known as the PATRIOT Act.
Jason. PATRIOT is an acronym?
Provenza: Oh yeah. Someone was very proud the day they thought of it.
Rusty, this essay makes you sound arrogant and conceited.
Sharon
