Favorite Major Crimes Quotes
Hold my cleanse.
Flynn
God sakes Flynn, I take 20 pills a day with three glasses of wine and look how healthy I am. Just go on the drug.
Provenza
Provenza: Are you drunk?
Lloyd: No. I ran out of beer like two hours ago.
It's not a simple yes or no answer. Okay? The cashier was lying on the floor. Dead. I mean, what was I gonna do? Throw a twenty on him and say 'Here ya go, dead guy, that's for the beer. Keep the change.'
Lloyd
Okay, how dumb do you guys think I am? Nobody goes to prison for stealing beer. Not even really good beer.
Lloyd
Provenza, for you. I can't believe he's still around!
Jack
Sharon: Jack what are you doing here at 3AM without calling me?
Jack: Who the hell calls at 3AM?
Not a great husband, I guess. But, a lot of natural charm!
Taylor
Jack: I told you, you have a tell.
Rusty: Well, these glasses that you gave me were supposed to hide that tell.
If you completely changed, why are you back in another police station, being arrested for first degree murder?
Sharon
Jack: So it's a hate crime.
Sharon: Every murder is a hate crime.
Remember, until we can prove otherwise, even when it's not gangs, it's gangs.
Taylor
