Major Crimes Quotes
Winnie: I heard you made an arrest.
Sharon: Yes, Chief, please come in. You can see how your help paid off.
Eduardo: [in foreign language]: Who is this witch?
Fernando: [in foreign language]: Bureaucrat. Administrator.
Dr. Morales: Badge of Justice? You're Badge of Justice?
Tao: Yes.
Flynn: One day. Why can't we go one day without...?
Tao: You don't have to tell us anything.
Provenza: But if you want to, of course we are happy to listen.
Woman: First off, I am not selling drugs. I am giving them away. If you buy a photograph you get a free baggie of medicine. Marketing.
Nolan: The grass was in her car.
Sykes: The grass?
Provenza: Thank you Serpico. Mike?
Tao: Smells like probable cause to me.
Flynn: We caught a murder, so cancel everything.
Rusty: It's no problem, everything's insured, but can I just say I don't think this secret trip to Napa you're trying to take Mom on would have gone over as well as you think.
Flynn: What? I can't whisk your mom away for a romantic surprise?
Rusty: Whisk? Can I ask, since maybe I missed this, but since when does Mom like getting whisked, or getting surprised?
Eduardo: The Instagram... the Facebook...
Provenza: Don't forget The Twitter!
Eduardo: The Twitter. I don't get it. And I hate the Snapchat.
Flynn: Life can turn around very quickly.
Sharon: Some people adapt to their new circumstances. Some don't.
Judge Grove: Mr. Beck, a word, please?
Rusty: Yes, sir, I mean Your Honor?
Grove: My wife tells me that you changed your major in communications to a minor and that you are now preparing to go to law school. Is that true?
Rusty: Y-yes Your Honor. I felt I could best help the people I wanted to help through telling their stories, traumatized kids, by going into Family Law. [pause] You're smiling.
Grove: Mr. Beck, as a judge -- and you'll learn this in law school -- I have to stay neutral, so I don't often get to say this while wearing these robes.
Rusty: What?
Grove: I told you so. I've also seen many people in your position think that they're going to go into Family Law. Well, time will tell. In the meantime, I'm glad to see you in my courtroom somewhere other than the witness box. Keep it up, Mr. Beck. I'm proud of you.
Provenza: Well, I'm glad you're naming and sharing your sources, Sykes, even if it is at 7 AM. But what the hell is Hickman saying that is so damn important?
Sykes: I think he figured something out about the payphone.
Sharon: Not the phone. The successful businessman.
Provenza: The jury will all love me. How could they not?
Sharon: Amy. What happened to you on the stand was a mistake that could happen to any one of us. And we will all learn from it.
Well, thank you for the umpteemth review of what we already know, but there's nothing new here, guys. It's still the same guy in the same pants with the same slouch.
Provenza
Hobbs: It doesn't matter that you were cleared, Amy. No matter what he instructs the jury, they won't forget.
Amy: I know. I screwed up. I'm sorry.
Hobbs: Oh well. We'll see what else Linda has up her sleeve.
