Oh God. The Rules. Why did I ask?

Provenza

Rusty: And that other thing that you think you know? I am not ready to talk about that at all.
Provenza: Thank God.

Oh and one last thing. I'm not sure that you're aware, but that beautiful little girl that you asphyxiated in the trunk of your car yesterday, that was your daughter.

Sharon

But when she gave me that car, I could tell. The way she looked at me?

Tim

Morales: No matter how many ways you look at it, some things never make sense. All I can tell you is they didn't suffer.
Sanchez: How do you know that?
Morales: Carbon monoxide poisoning. They were asphyxiated. Probably went to sleep inside a running car, inside a garage.

Hold on, hold on. We need to finish here first. And you need to keep filming. I want the jury to see this exactly the same way we did. OK Tao, open the other suitcase.

Provenza

Rusty: Is that bad? I mean, how do you think I'm doing?
Dr. Joe: I think you have a lot on your plate right now, and we're not even looking at the whole plate.

Oh my God. I didn't think it was possible but Christmas just got more depressing.

Buzz

Sanchez: Hey Lieutenant? Someone just swiped one of the victim's credit cards at the Target in Westwood. Store security is holding him for us.
Buzz: At least someone's getting their holiday shopping done.

Now I know we were scheduled to take this week off for the holidays. Don't blame me because we have a victim! Blame Flynn.

Provenza

Nothing says Christmas in L.A. like a string bikini.

Provenza

You were always rich, don't you get it? You had a father who cared so much for his family that he did every crazy thing he could do to try to make up for all of his failings. Having a dad like that means you were rich from the day you were born!

Flynn

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.