Major Crimes Quotes
Criminals have rights. Suspects have rights. But witnesses don't? What kind of bullsh*t is that?
Rusty
What is this? Charlies Angels?
Dr. Morales
Whatever happens next, know I love you.
Sharon
Carlo: What's going on?
Provenza: Getting rid of the worst house guest ever.
But you have to be passionate to be famous in Hollywood, right?
Brandon
Sharon: Although I hate that he has seen himself on TV.
Rusty: Why?
Sharon: Because if he is interested in being famous and that is all that he is interested in then he has accomplished his goal by killing people and so, he may continue to do that.
Sanchez: Let's go. I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
Rios: Oh, does this mean you're not mad at me any more?
Sanchez: No. It means I'm going to buy you a cup of coffee. Let's go.
Provenza: Tao, can you see anything?
Tao: Yeah, a big puddle of probable cause on the far side of the room.
Taylor: Chief Johnson would have found a way around this.
Flynn: She would have, but then we would be back defending ourselves in court.
I'm Howard Grey and, uh, Ed helped himself to our buffet without asking and walked off with two brownies. We waited while he went upstairs to eat and then, after he choked to death on his own rudeness and his cries for help kind of petered out, uh, I propped him up in one of those kitchen chairs and called 911. And, we're very sorry your honor, and we promise never to let someone kill themselves again.
Howard
Dominoes. Huh. I guess it always comes down to dominoes.
Provenza
Buzz: Be careful. It's an antique.
Tao: Blech. If you look through this lens, you can probably see Barnaby Jones.
