Once you've seen Oz, who wants to go back to Kansas?


You can yell at me. You can scream at me. You can call me all the names in the book, but do me a favor, do not insult my intelligence. I am a lesbian, not a moron. You have every right in the world to can me for what I did, but all I'll say is this, doc, I have been working here 7 years, and I have become an expert at looking the other way. Maybe it's your turn to do the same for me.


The world isn't kind to mavericks Bill, you want to lead an unconventional life, you gotta learn to hide in plain sight.

Barton Scully

I'm sorry about last night, I was punishing someone and it ended up being you.


Beav Saint Marie!


Libby: When do you stop feeling like you've got something to prove?
Bill: There's always something to prove.

I don't believe in shadows. I believe in the light of scientific inquiry.

A backdoor man? I'm not surprised.


Human beings cannot survive without being touched. It's a basic, biological need hardwired into us over millennia of evolution.


Do you know the expression 'don't borrow trouble?'


Virginia: Why is it that I should believe that you've changed?
Bill: Because for twelve years I've tried every way, every wrong and misguided way, to win your heart only to realize in these last very dark weeks you wanted something else. So you picked someone else, which means that part of us together is over for good.

We're lone wolves, driven from the pact by our refusal to conform.

Dr. Langham [to Virginia]

Masters of Sex Quotes

I think women often confuse love with physical attraction.


Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately