This is either the smartest or stupidest thing I've ever done.

Virginia

Well good for you, for taking care of yourself, recognizing your limits.

William

If you want a family, forget the good book, follow my ten commands.

William

William: Well then their faces when I explained the nuts and bolts, the wife looked like she’d seen the second coming.
Virginia: Wait till she sees her husband coming.

Climax together, that’s as rare as Haley’s Comet.

Williams

I really missed being a pioneer on the frontlines of science.

Jane

I'm asking if you like to watch, because if you do, you can watch me.

Libby

Dr. William Masters, he's the alpha dog of coochie medicine.

Jane

Virginia: What a heartbreaker you are Dr. Haas.
Ethan: Don't you have that backwards?

In 4 months, we're going to have another visitor who needs everything done for him. Maybe we should look at this time with your mother as a dress rehearsal.

Libby

I am not paying you to babysit your own kids George Johnson!

Virginia

If you were having a contest for most sexually adventurous girl in the hospital, who would win?

Ethan