I don't know exactly what it is that I'm looking for, but I do know that I want it to be passionate. I want to find a man where there's real sexual chemistry.

Libby

Stay single. When you’re young and in love, you think you’re the exception.

Margaret [to Dale]

I'm sorry about last night, I was punishing someone and it ended up being you.

Ethan

The one thing, the only thing I've done right is loving someone so completely with as much of my broken soul as I can muster, and if I give up on that... I can't, I can't give up on that or I'll have nothing. I'll be nothing.

Bill

The study of sex is the beginning of all life. Yet we sit like prudish cavemen in the dark riddled with shame and guilt.

William

Your Honor, I am willing to plead guilty to sexual deviance because I am a sexual deviant, because we are all sexual deviants.

Bill

I'm not very interested in nice. I'm interested in a fragrance that says I want you. Go to bed with me. You can't live without me.

Daniel

That's why I love you. After all these years you still surprise me.

Libby [to Bill]

I'm not on the menu.

Virginia

You humans have taken the basic impulse for sex and turned it into some unrecognizable ordeal. Romance, chivalry, codes of etiquette.

Dr. Haas is not the best fertility doctor in the Midwest. I am. Shouldn't my wife have the very best?

William

This is either the smartest or stupidest thing I've ever done.

Virginia