You’d be surprised at the number of subjects who’ve admitted to losing their virginity in the backseat of cars.

Virginia

William: She couldn’t spell anesthesia.
Virginia: I can’t spell anesthesia!

Maybe someday someone he shares a passion with, will have more to offer him than his wife.

Libby [about Bill]

To really anticipate someone’s needs, that’s a rare thing.

William

We’re scientists. Not arsonists.

William

Stay single. When you’re young and in love, you think you’re the exception.

Margaret [to Dale]

Beav Saint Marie!

Jane

Vaginas don’t bite.

Virginia

Depaul: Why would you want to get a degree? You seem to be doing just fine using your other assets.
Virginia: Because I’d like to avoid comments like that in the future.

Men are such idiots, even the smart ones.

Virginia

Barton, this marriage of ours is broken. And unless you want me to break along with it, you have to let me go.

Margaret

Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately

Betty