It’s not like my Gammy and Gampy can look at my tunnel and say “look it’s my little Janey!”

Jane

I’m not studying pregnant women; I’m studying sex. I watch people fornicate, and masturbate, then I take down their sexual histories, I record the physiological changes in their bodies and their patterns, idiosyncrasies. And I compile the data. Still interested, ma?

William

No woman will ever be able to fool you again, Dr. Masters. Not that I’ve ever needed to.

William

The purpose of sex isn’t to have an orgasm, it’s making life!

Libby

William: You shouldn’t be selling yourself short.
Virginia: I wouldn’t sell myself, period.

Ethan: We’re never going to be friends, but I respect you as a doctor. And I think you respect me too. And if you wanna know the truth…
William: I don’t…respect you, not in the least.

Rome wasn’t built in a day, neither were outreach clinics. We’ll get it funded, eventually.

Virginia

Your patients adore you. They get pregnant just so they can hang around your office!

Virginia [to Ethan]

Jane: You know the film you’re shooting won’t survive a nuclear attack. Nothing will. Just cockroaches.
Lester: And Godzilla.

At the end of the day, if you’re facing global annihilation, you can only be accountable for yourself.

Jane

You did always say we couldn’t let emotions cloud our judgment, but you did. Which means it was never really about the research, no we were having an affair.

Virginia

Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately

Betty