Libby: When do you stop feeling like you've got something to prove?
Bill: There's always something to prove.

Twenty three times. They must've fallen in love. Did they fall in love?

Libby

Can't seem to get away from vibrators now, can I?

Virginia

What you've got Lillian is a bad case of penis envy.

Virginia

You wanna keep the title George? You got it. All I want is the job.

Ethan [to George]

I need this to go well. Because if it doesn't, I'll have lost everything.

Bill

I'm a doctor. I can spot a statistically average masturbator from a mile away.

William

I think it'll help is everybody's a little looped.

Jane

If you had just discovered after 30 years that I was a martian, the least I could do was explain to you life on mars.

Margaret

God help me, you always could bend the universe to your well.

Barton [to William]

Masters study will continue. We could too.

Austins

Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately

Betty