Aren’t you worried leaving me alone in your home? I’ll snoop. The minute you’re out that door, I’m go through every drawer in the house, every coat pocket.

Vivian [to Ethan]

We should plan a session for tomorrow night. Get some data on your hypothesis, that men are completely unnecessary.

William

He has a cigar. He obviously knew what he was talking about.

Jane

I think that Freud’s theories have their limits.

Virginia

It’s probably not in your pants Austin, it’s in your head.

Jane

William: A quarter of women who walk through my door tell me they’re frigid.
Virginia: Maybe that’s because their husbands can’t get the job done!

I really missed being a pioneer on the frontlines of science.

Jane

Climax together, that’s as rare as Haley’s Comet.

Williams

William: Well then their faces when I explained the nuts and bolts, the wife looked like she’d seen the second coming.
Virginia: Wait till she sees her husband coming.

If you want a family, forget the good book, follow my ten commands.

William

You’re joking, they actually thought sleeping together meant actually sleeping.

Virginia

I'm sorry about last night, I was punishing someone and it ended up being you.

Ethan

Masters of Sex Season 1 Quotes

I think women often confuse love with physical attraction.

Virginia

Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately

Betty