Masters of Sex Season 1 Quotes
Jesus, they should really teach this in candy striping…or at least in sororities.
Ethan [about circumcision]
Barton, this marriage of ours is broken. And unless you want me to break along with it, you have to let me go.
Margaret
Men are such idiots, even the smart ones.
Virginia
Depaul: Why would you want to get a degree? You seem to be doing just fine using your other assets.
Virginia: Because I’d like to avoid comments like that in the future.
Vaginas don’t bite.
Virginia
Beav Saint Marie!
Jane
Stay single. When you’re young and in love, you think you’re the exception.
Margaret [to Dale]
We’re scientists. Not arsonists.
William
To really anticipate someone’s needs, that’s a rare thing.
William
Maybe someday someone he shares a passion with, will have more to offer him than his wife.
Libby [about Bill]
William: She couldn’t spell anesthesia.
Virginia: I can’t spell anesthesia!
You’d be surprised at the number of subjects who’ve admitted to losing their virginity in the backseat of cars.
Virginia
