Ask my father if he'd like a tie or a lawsuit for his birthday?

David

Jonah: Since when are you Tiger Woods?
Riley: A little Google goes a long way.

Sure you're old enough to be playing with lighters?

Ella [to David]

I'm Sydney's daughter.

Violet [to Jane]

Why don't you have me give you Marc Jacobs' cell? We're in a Capture the Flag league together.

Caleb

If I'm eavesdropping correctly, you just scored yourself another date.

Ella

Which knife do you use to cue the tension in here?

David

My name is Jane Andrews. I'm Sydney's sister. I'll be your new landlord.

Jane

I have nothing to hide. I didn't murder Sydney.

Ella

We both know Michael Mancini is a nobody without the .Dr in front of his name.

Sydney

I hope Riley likes Bar Mitzvahs and birthday parties. Because if you don't put your career first, that's all you'll have to share with her.

Ella

I wish I could just jump onto a surfboard any time there's a problem, but I can't.

Riley

Melrose Place Quotes

I've never seen a dead body before.

Violet

David: I have a life right now that doesn't include you.
Sydney: So, why are you here?