Melrose Place Quotes
Relationships are complicated. Cooking comes with instructions.
Auggie
You? In the kitchen? I thought your culinary skills peaked with grilled cheese.
Auggie
That's what's great about this place. A girlfriend's just a knock away.
Violet
Michael [in a flashback]: Sydney?
Sydney: You look like you've seen a ghost.
What's going on, Riley? Should I have saved the receipt for that ring?
Jonah
Riley, your Facebook stats says you're In a Relationship. Might wanna change that to Engaged?
Jonah
Caleb: Who are you pitching him?
Ella: Only the hottest young director in Hollywood.
I've done something, really... really bad.
Sydney
She needs a better publicist. She needs me!
Ella
Lauren: He offered me 5,000 dollars to have sex with him.
Violet: That's a lot of money!
Jonah: On a scale of 1-10, how mad are you at me?
Riley: 10 is the highest I can go?
When you're in public, everything you do is one click away from being sent to Perez.
Ella
