Favorite Men of a Certain Age Quotes
God I hate your penis.
Owen (to Terry)
Joe: So if I got an issue with my, um, balls, she's okay hearing about that?
Terry: Do you have an issue with your balls?
Joe: I kinda do, yeah.
Terry: This still is our thing.
Joe: Okay fine. When she comes back I'm talking about my scrotum.
You're a sweetheart Joe, and I mean that in the gayest way possible.
Manfro
We'd like to see an uptick in professionalism, and a down-tick in how should I put it...bull shit.
Owen
Come on man, you keep this up I'm not gonna be able to do fat jokes. That's like half my repertoire.
Joe (to Owen)
Owen: I'm going on fumes. No sleep again last night.
Joe: Work stuff? Or just peeing?
Erin: And why are you wearing the overalls.
Terry: This was my best pair of pants.
Terry: We're thinking about making some tweaks here.
Owen: Tweaks?!? He said it sucks!
Joe: How ya feeling?
Manfro: Like ass. I got cancer, remember?
You know they can save the tooth sometimes if you go to the dentist right away! And put it in milk!
Manfro
Don't let bad Joe win, 'cause good Joe's kinda awesome.
Dory