Favorite Mistresses Quotes
Do you have anything to say to us in any of your languages?
Joss
Harry: You're up early.
Joss: And not hungover. Thank you very much.
Harry: Welcome to what we normal people call Wednesday.
April: So I'm "the most stunning woman he's ever met" but he's terrified of my package.
Joss: Which sadly, that's not a euphemism.-
Alex: You just look so athletic.
Joss: It's actually more of a metabolism thing than a being in shape thing.
Shut your lady loving lips. You've slept with men?
Joss
I need to convince Alex to leave her controlling disrespectful girlfriend. Only I need to say it nicer.
Joss
Who would buy us? We kind of suck.
Joss
Savi: That is not his face.
Joss: But it is his best feature.
When they're that pretty, generally they're not that interesting.
Joss
Harry: If you ever thought to think before you act.
Joss: Then I wouldn't be me.
If you're too sad to hike I totally understand.
Joss
You know you loved that infected belly ring. It was all green and crusty.
Savi
