Favorite Mistresses Quotes
Don't turn this on me, Savi. I don't sleep with people I work with.
Harry
Harry must be so proud of his little Australian sperm.
Joss
Your vortex is my vortex.
Richard
I have a hard time separating from my footwear. They're like sets of twin babies.
Joss
Consider me an emotional Switzerland.
April
Savi: You winced.
Karen: I didn't.
Savi: Like someone was coming at you with a two by four.
Savi: I just wanted to tell you that you were right.
Dom: Is this a trap?
Richard: What are your thoughts on Santa Barbara?
April: The 80s soap?
It's an 'I'm sorry you lost your friend' 3 cheese grilled cheese.
Harry
For three years you've been sad about Paul and for a month you've been mad about Paul. Either way it's always been about Paul.
Joss
It's really too bad you don't like guys Alex because they really like you.
Joss
This is fancy. I'm glad I wore a bra.
Joss
