Favorite Mistresses Quotes
Joss: Wow, Savi I really don't understand you.
Savi: Yeah, this just in.
Of course she has a life. You've been dead for three years.
Karen
No, you have never judged me Mom because that actually would have required some attention.
Savi
Now I understand why you've always been so freakin' tough on me, because that's what mothers do.
Joss
Clearly you don't know how loudly you snore. That drip drip drip is like a lullaby.
Joss
This is fancy. I'm glad I wore a bra.
Joss
You can't lose what you don't have. Go back to your family in Florida because you've got no family here.
April
Either I'm dealing with a sleazy con artist looking to make a buck off the worst thing that's ever happened to me or she's a tramp stamp slut whose ruined my life forever.
April
Savi: None of this is happening the way I pictured it.
Dom: So, just because it's not how you imagined it doesn't mean it can't work.
Doom and gloom is your thing, mate and we always end up in the clear. Now relax and have a beer.
Harry
You know New Yorkers. They're picking and opinionated. They refuse to like anything but I'll get them.
Joss
Josslyn: I'm a free spirit.
Savi: A free spirit who doesn't mind being a kept woman.
