April: So it's OK to play god with my daughter's life?
Karen: A parent's job until they're 18.

April: So I have eight years until I have to make this decision.
Joss: And who knows, by then he might be dead again anyway.

Is your body craving...do you feel it needs like a sausage or a hot dog or something?

Alex

Joss: Yeah, actually it is my business because right now I'm the one trying to save this marriage. So if you don't want that you need to let me know.
Harry: There's nothing to save, Joss. Not anymore.

As much as I am rooting for you kiddo, I can't betray the sisterhood. There are codes.

Joss

I was basically accused of boiling a bunny and murdering Tom.

Karen

This is the problem with women. They're too hung up on sex.

Joss

And now my conscience is clear...I doubt you can say the same.

Karen

Olivier: This office suits you.
Joss: You should see what I can do in a California King.

What kind of arrogant jerk starts up a fling with someone two days before you leave the country?

Joss

Harry, did you serve some bad fish or something? Why is it so dead in here.

Joss

Josslyn: I'm a free spirit.
Savi: A free spirit who doesn't mind being a kept woman.

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.