Either I'm dealing with a sleazy con artist looking to make a buck off the worst thing that's ever happened to me or she's a tramp stamp slut whose ruined my life forever.

April

I'm getting better and better at doing a job that I hate.

Joss

Did you see Tom's face when you were screwing my son?

Elizabeth

April: It just doesn't quite feel like it does with Paul.
Savi: Like battered wife syndrome?

Elizabeth: To her you were nothing more than a pathetic child with a misguided crush.
Sam: Yeah, then why did she sleep with me?

You're my love. You're still my love.

Harry

I don't care who the father is. I choose you, Savi. I always choose you.

Harry

I love you, Savi. I have for a long time. I just needed you to know that.

Dom

I'll probably be OK. I'm more of a cry on the inside kind of a person.

Karen

Don't forget the brief coma. Those were some of the best conversations you and I have ever had.

Joss

That's what happens when you go online. The dregs of society show up at your door and take you to places like miniature golf and karaoke bars.

April

Josslyn: I'm a free spirit.
Savi: A free spirit who doesn't mind being a kept woman.

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.