Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14: "A Slight at the Opera" Quotes
I like big putts and I cannot lie.Pepper
I wanted to tell Haley the dangers of starting a family too early but what could I say that couldn't have been said better by a screaming baby?Claire
Maybe we can pump Marcus full of whatever we gave those bike riders.Cam
It's like scrabble with Haley. After awhile you're just playing against yourself.Alex
Mitchell: Suck it Nancy!
Pepper: I was just trying to help.
Son of a bitch you're an embarrassment! You're kicking up more sand than a sea turtle laying eggs.Jay
Alex: You maybe wanna take a shift carrying this dry ice?
Gloria: No I just had a baby.
Alex: I watched you carry Manny to bed.
Classmate: Why is it taking you so long? How hard is it for you to paint a wall?
Luke: A lot harder than your so-called singing. At least this is supposed to be flat.
First rule of golf, shhh.Jay
I'm sorry for dozens of things everyday that actually happen, if I start apologizing for things that don't happen how productive of a person would I be?Phil