Son of a bitch you're an embarrassment! You're kicking up more sand than a sea turtle laying eggs.

Jay

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Character:
Jay Pritchett
Episode:
Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14: "A Slight at the Opera"
Show:
Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 4 Episode 14 Quotes

First rule of golf, shhh.

Jay

I'm sorry for dozens of things everyday that actually happen, if I start apologizing for things that don't happen how productive of a person would I be?

Phil