I'll reinvent myself. I'm gonna dye my hair blue and carry around an emotional support pig.

Lily

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• Added: April 08, 2020

I shouldn't be penalized for being too smart, I'm not running for president.

Alex

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• Added: April 08, 2020

Haley: How do you still not know you're a babe?
Alex: Well, you did call me a frumpy nerd for twenty years.

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• Added: April 08, 2020

Yep, gonna lose a toenail. There goes sandal season!

Phil

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• Added: April 08, 2020