Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 10 Episode 5: "Good Grief" Quotes
Alex: What is wrong with me?!
Luke: Nothing is wrong with you. You're just a freak who gets turned on by tragedies.
Alex: Oh my God. Is that why I'm dating a firefighter?
Mitchell! Just because mom us dead doesn't make her a saint!
Claire
I know it's crazy, but I've always had this dream that Dede would come back and haunt me after she died. Maybe it's because she told me that at my wedding!
Gloria
Phil: Life is so unfair.
Jay: Damn right. I just waited in line an hour and a half around the block for a hoagie everybody's talkin' about, then my ex-wife drops dead, and I'm too sad to eat it. Eh, give it another hour.
Gloria: Oh. I'm sooo sorry for your loss, JAY.
Cam: You know, I don't know how we all feel about the afterlife, but I, myself, would like to imagine Dede surrounded by loved ones hearing...
Halloween Doorbell: Welcome to Hell! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Phil: I'll disconnect that doorbell.
It just feels inappropriate being dressed like this. I should be in something dark with a capped sleeve.
Cam
Phil: On the trip's final morning, Dede was found in her room. She had apparently passed peacefully in her sleep, as a smile graced her face and her hands clutched ten pages of suggestions for the hotel staff.
Claire: That is so mom.
Mitch: Easy.
I am totally confused about what we're supposed to do.
Phil
Mitchell! Just because mom is dead doesn't mean she was a saint!
Claire
I know this is going to sound crazy, but I have always worried that when DeDe died she was going to come back and haunt me. Maybe it's because she whispered it to me at my wedding.
Gloria
