The family needs a leader, and I can't do it forever. You can handle it.

Jay

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• Added: April 01, 2015

You're not going to drive me into a bad neighborhood to show me how lucky I am, are you?

Alex

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• Added: April 01, 2015

I knew we should have poured the tequila in your belly button. That's why they have these systems in place.

Manny

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• Added: April 01, 2015

If God wants a hamburger, this is what she cooks it on!

Phil

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• Added: April 01, 2015

You know what a human pyramid is without hours of training? Ten obituaries!

Phil

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• Added: April 01, 2015

I couldn't be more relaxed if I was in a coma.

Claire

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• Added: April 01, 2015