While Claire watched one of the most highly-acclaimed films of the year, I sat through a badly made schlock-fest, with absolutely no redeeming value - and it was awesome!

Phil

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Why do I have to watch a French movie, I didn't do anything wrong.

Phil

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Honey, look at how long it just took us to figure out she's insulting us.

Claire

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Tell me about it, I've got a clingy 5th grader, I can't shake.

Manny

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You're so gay you can't even think of real girls names.

Mitchell

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I'm still thinking about all the Sanjays.

Phil

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This could be my 'going bald' scare all over again.

Mitchell

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You don't tell your partner you may have a baby with someone else and then go back to eating a delicious and inventive meal like it's NOTHING!

Cam

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Cam: Tell me all about Mitchell in high school. Did he have a beard?
Tracy: You're looking at her.

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It's an obsessive-compulsive thing. I have read like a hundred articles about it.

Claire

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